There was a man and a piano. The piano was much bigger than the man. The man decided to lay the piano down so he could put wheels on it.
The man's wife said, "Oh no. Don't do that. It's heavy. You'll get hurt."
The man laughed.
"Silly woman," he said, "It's just a piano, and I am big, strong man."
The woman moved far away as big strong man attempted to lower piano.
Piano did come down...on man's toes.
Somehow, the big man (who no longer feels very big) managed to get his toes out of his shoe, but the shoe remains lodged beneath the piano...
Wife has yet to utter the words, "I told you so."
If you haven't figured it out already, Chris is in pain. His foot hurts.
This story would not be complete without a picture...
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